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I have been tagged by Gallivanting Monkey to tell 3 fantasies about myself if I were a "total, unbelievable success. Like the hero of all future reunions." So here goes – this is number one. Rather selfish to be honest so please forgive me.

A lonely old lady who left her car lights on, until I pointed out her lights were on, left me her fortune because I was so kind as to prevent her car battery dying. Apparently in her loneliness she was just looking for one episode of kindness from a stranger, and that ended up being me. I never have to work for pay again, so I spend my time at home raising our children (one boy and one girl). Our home is completely green, has a view of Lake Washington and Mt. Rainier, and 6 bedrooms. One for Pete and me, one for our boy, one for our girl, one for guests, and then a study for each adult. There are 4 bathrooms. One for Pete, one for me, one for the precious children, and one for guests. We have a nice yard with lots of mature trees. I have developed quite a green thumb and I garden, growing many vegetables and flowers. I also repair all household issues myself because I have become very handy with tools and fix-it knowledge. I happily work out on my exercise equipment in the basement 5 days a week and eat healthy delicious food. Since I'm so consistent about working out, one day a week I eat either ice cream or macaroni & cheese without it affecting my weight or cholesterol. The children are fussy at times, but they love Pete and me a lot, and we love them. We've taught them good manners and how to love the arts, as well as how to be diplomatic when wanting to express yourself so you don't get stepped on by all the assholes out there. Each weekday while the children are napping, I work gratis out of my home office, helping humanity in a variety of ways, mostly by writing heartstoppingly effective treatises and articles on how to make the world better, to end poverty, global warming, war, disease, etc. On weekends I toil in the city, tearing down broken buildings, building low-income housing, and planting greenery to make the city lush and sweet-smelling.