...named after a duck's dork

Rodley and I were watching Sixteen Candles the other night, and that's how her little brother describes that exchange student named Long Duck Dong. I've never heard that, ahem "item" called a "dork" before. I have only known "dork" to describe a certain type of person. In fact later in the movie, Samantha says "[her little brother] Mike thinks I'm a dork" and her dad says "Mike is a dork."

It makes me wonder. If Tina and I played ducks in Dup's play, and ducks have dorks, then who or what were our dorks?

That's about all I got today, folks. I just wanted you to know I'm still around and kicking it in blogio land.