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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Harry Husker, this is for you

Dear Abby has finally printed the long-awaited follow-up to this post. No editorializing from the blogger other than to say weird times, weird times that we live in.

CORNHUSKER FANS HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT ON GAME DAY

By Abigail Van Buren Mon Feb 19, 7:57 PM ET
DEAR ABBY: When I first read the letter from "Wounded Bride" (Jan. 6), whose father left immediately after her wedding ceremony to watch a football game on television, I thought, "What an insensitive, inconsiderate boor!" However, when I saw the signature, "Wounded Bride in Nebraska," I laughed. I was born and raised in Nebraska. The percentage of the population in Nebraska who are not obsessed with football is definitely in the minority. It has reached the point where weddings, birthday celebrations, anniversaries -- even women's C-sections -- are planned around the Cornhuskers' schedule. This may seem ridiculous and juvenile, but it's the reality if you choose to live in Nebraska. What her father did was wrong, yet he probably was never taught anything different. I'd cut the guy some slack. -- REFORMED CORNHUSKER FAN, NOW IN MASSACHUSETTS

DEAR REFORMED: I told "Wounded Bride" (in essence) that her father might have been trying to send her a message about his feelings about her marriage, but she should try to forgive him and concentrate on building a successful life with her spouse. Of course, when I penned my answer, I had no idea how pervasive football fanaticism has become. Read on:

DEAR ABBY: Although I feel her pain, I had to chuckle. We just moved back to Colorado from Nebraska, and believe me when I say that "Husker" is the state religion. Some close friends recently planned the marriage of their son around the Cornhuskers' football schedule, and another friend was late to his own wedding because he was watching "the game." "Wounded Bride's" father is just a typical Husker fan. -- BRENDA IN AURORA, COLO.

DEAR ABBY: It was the bride's own fault for scheduling her wedding during a game-day Saturday. Having grown up in Nebraska, I can tell you there are Catholic priests and Protestant ministers who refuse to perform weddings on game day. Repairmen refuse to come until the game is over. My wife is a nurse, and when she worked in the hospitals there, she knew of doctors who put off patients until the game was over. Nothing in Nebraska is more important -- at least in their minds. It's actually one of the reasons we moved away. -- FORMER NEBRASKAN IN TEXAS

DEAR ABBY: My in-laws' anniversary was in the fall, and we had to plan their 60th on a weekend other than game day or many guests would not have come. Heck, my father-in-law might not have come! They played the Nebraska fight song at his funeral, and everyone cried. -- HUSKER FAN, ROCKLIN, CALIF.

DEAR READERS: In fairness, it isn't just Nebraska football fans. Read on:

DEAR ABBY: The only day we could have our wedding was the day of the Pitt-Penn State game -- a big deal here in western Pennsylvania. At our reception, those guests who weren't in the bar glued to the TV had headphones plugged into their ears, either cheering or groaning at inappropriate times. -- MARTHA IN CHICORA, PA.

DEAR ABBY: Brides-to-be in Oklahoma who schedule their weddings on an Oklahoma University Sooner game-day Saturday can expect low attendance. It may not be right, but it's true. -- SOONER FAN IN OKLAHOMA CITY

DEAR ABBY: In Texas, we schedule funerals so as not to interfere with our college football games. That bride knew her father's habits. She should have had the wedding on a different date. -- ANOTHER FATHER'S OPINION

DEAR ABBY: "Wounded Bride" should take comfort in the fact that what goes around comes around. Nebraska lost! -- AUBURN WAR EAGLE

5 Comments:

At 2/20/2007 6:06 PM , Blogger kww said...

MAN! I am glad I like football.
yours in red.
kww

 
At 2/20/2007 7:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Blade, for the fair and unbiased post. If Harry Husker had a scanner at home, Harry Husker would now post a link to a very cute photo of soon-to-be-Mrs. Harry Husker and Harry in matching Husker sweatshirts on the day of the tragic loss to the inbred losers that make up the Auburn Tiger football program.

 
At 2/21/2007 8:33 AM , Blogger NuclearToast said...

The bright side of not being a sports fan is you can take advantage of all those that schedule their lives around the big games. For example, the supermarket is practically empty during the Super Bowl (except at halftime). But if the laundrymat has a TV, it'll be crowded in the evenings for, say, Monday Night Football or playoff games (any sport).

Ironically, people never seem to plan their lives around golf games. Why is that?

 
At 2/21/2007 9:50 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like football and I like the state of Nebraska, but I pride myself on being indifferent to Nebraska Football. It is the best way to irritate obnoxious Nebraska fans. Please note that I said 'OBNOXIOUS'. If you are just a normal person who happens to like Nebraska Football then this does not include you.

 
At 2/21/2007 1:04 PM , Blogger DK said...

TiVo has turned into the ultimate solution for me (I've been trained to watch every UNC basketball game).

So I no longer plan my life around the games - but I think it only works because I live 3000 miles away. Don't tell me the score!

 

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