confused
There is a guy at my office who wore a t-shirt that said: "I like my women like I like my coffee."
What does this mean? Am I dense or am I supposed to know what this means?
It gives me a weird feeling!!!
posted by bladio @ 6:14 PM
Thursday, June 21, 2007
What does this mean? Am I dense or am I supposed to know what this means?
It gives me a weird feeling!!!
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strong?
black?
in a mug?
You've never heard that before blade? Usually you might hear an exchange like this:
would you like some coffee?
why yes!
How do you like it?
Strong and black please.... just like I like my men.
Now if the person who is offering you the coffee is black, then you've just hit on them. If they're white, you're saying, "not a chance in hell bub."
My guess is that this dude probably likes his coffee light and sweet. Which means he's gay. The next time you see him you should just ask him, "so, are you gay or what?"
In the New York non-starbucks deli coffee world there is a whole lingo that you have to know because if you just ask for a coffee they will give it to you with a regular amount of milk and sugar unless you specify with adjectives like: Black (no milk), Dark (a little milk), Light (a lot of milk, white (a shit load of milk) or sweet (extra sugar). They only way they will put no sugar in it is if you say "NO SUGAR" you have to say this firmly and loudly.
bitter
hot
with a muffin top
Hot? And quiet?
DK and adam - LOL
i guess i figured it's what you are saying, la ketch, but i was a bit shocked that a person would advertise their racial preferences on a t-shirt at work. then again i have been known to be overly sensitive.
oh dear NT, my comment crossed yours. LOL!
a fair trade woman? or one who looks like juan valdez?
sweet ?
with a bit of cream ?
ahem.
okay that was bad.
Have you heard this one?
"I like my girls the way I like my Scotch - 15 years old and mixed up with coke."
This is a joke, not a Harry Husker preference.
stinky?
LOL Harry Husker!
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