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Monday, April 03, 2006

weird

DEAR ABBY: My brother is bipolar and sometimes says and does things that are off-the-wall. He thinks someone steals his whole-kernel corn and leaves the cream-style.

To make a long story short, I keep missing whole-kernel corn from my pantry, and I know who's doing it as a practical joke. But how do I handle the situation without coming across as crazy? -- JOANN FROM TEXAS

DEAR JOANN: Buy frozen corn -- and hope the guilty party doesn't check your freezer.

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1 Comments:

At 4/04/2006 11:14 AM , Blogger Ash said...

That was funny! I would advise her to empty the corn out and replace it with something really nasty (like dog poop) and then put it back into the pantry and wait for the thief to find it.

 

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